Maria Mercedes Lara's Name Is Too Long

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Mon, 02 Jan 2012 20:42:41 -0500

Cool guy convention. (via reddit)

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:53:27 -0500

Cool guy convention.

(via reddit)

Hiring at Wetpaint

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 13:48:28 -0400

Hey friends!

Wetpaint.com is currently looking for a TV-obsessed writer/editor for an Editor I position at our New York offices! Let’s work together!

Candidates should have at least 2-3 years writing experience, have a strong editing skills, and reporter/interview experience. Daily tasks will include assisting the Editor II (that’s me), writing stories, conducting interviews, brainstorming creative features and editing posts from freelancers and junior staffers.

As an Editor I you will be tasked with following Grey’s Anatomy, Dancing with the Stars, Jersey Shore, Most Eligible Dallas, Pretty Little Liars and America’s Next Top Model. So, knowing the difference between smize and smush would be greatly appreciated.

The pay is good and includes full benefits!

If you or someone you know fits the bill, please email me at mariamercedes[dot]lara[at]gmail[dot]com.

celebuzz: HOTNESS ALERT: B-Coop speaking French. Set your...

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 15:00:38 -0400

celebuzz:

HOTNESS ALERT: B-Coop speaking French. Set your emotions to CHARMED.

THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT!

LOVE. [source]

Sun, 29 May 2011 19:12:05 -0400

LOVE.

[source]

Sounds about right.

Sat, 07 May 2011 22:39:12 -0400

Sounds about right.

Selected Comments From James Franco's Facebook Page

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:23:21 -0400

your highness

“pineapple express…hahaha Cannabis”

“I am devoting the entire week of when that comes out to Pure FRANCO madness.”

”.„„„„„„,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

“ewwww”

“Looks like another funny one for Franco!”

“see your smile is like starting my day”

“YOUR….HIGNESS…MY….”SWEET”….ASS! MORE LIKE THY HOLIEST OF ALMIGHTY…..HOTNESS”! I DON’T BELIEVE I JUST REPEATED THAT GOD AWEFUL “JUVENILE” WORD, IN WHICH JAMES HAS TO PAINFULLY HEAR “OVER & OVER” AGAIN, TO THE POINT OF TOTAL “SEXUAL” SATISFICATION! JUST TOO “PAINFUL” FOR ONE HUMAN…. EAR!”

“you are so beautiful, Your Highness) nice chair”

“interwiew”

rachelmalin: *stars glow in the dark Awesome, Rachel!

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:01:27 -0400

rachelmalin:

*stars glow in the dark

Awesome, Rachel!

today: markcoatney: celebuzz: Kathie Lee & Hoda! We’re at...

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 13:48:29 -0500

today:

markcoatney:

celebuzz:

Kathie Lee & Hoda! We’re at the today.com relaunch (and yes we are drinking wine).

That’s me drinking coffee in the background. Thanks to Rina and everyone at Today for the invite—the new Website looks fantastic, the TodayTumblr continues to be one of the best ones out there (seriously, you should follow), and Hoda and Kathie Lee were every bit as cool as you’d expect.

That’s me playing on my phone in the background. Thanks to Mark for agreeing to drink with us at the ungodly hour of 7:30am (you made Kathie Lee proud).

I can die happy now, I’ve gotten brunch drunk in the presence of Hoda and Kathie Lee. (Oh yeah, and I’m running the Tumblr for Celebuzz now. Go follow us please!)

All of my 10-year-old notions on how I would live when I was...

Sun, 02 Jan 2011 23:00:25 -0500

All of my 10-year-old notions on how I would live when I was “grown up” were based on Spice Girls-related daydreams.

(via tulletulle, freckles08x)

So many questions.

Sun, 19 Dec 2010 13:13:10 -0500

So many questions.

mattchew03: DYING.

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 19:18:42 -0500

mattchew03:

DYING.

What's your take on the Olivia Munn/Daily Show/Lady blogging-gate? (Also: welcome back to tumblr!)

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:07:35 -0400

Thanks! I figured it was time for my monthly Tumblr post.

As for the Jezebel/ladyblog/Daily Show kerfuffle: I honestly haven’t been following it that closely. I’ve really only read a few posts that old Jezebel people have linked to on Twitter. It just seems weird to me that a post that was about women in comedy turned into a blog war about who is a Real Feminist and who is a Real Journalist and blah blah blah. Well, that doesn’t seem weird to me since stretching outrage to the point where the original source of outrage is completely forgotten is what makes the internet such a wonderful/horrible place.

And now I present to you a photo of a male fan braiding Olivia...

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 20:11:32 -0400

And now I present to you a photo of a male fan braiding Olivia Munn’s hair at a book signing for her new book, Suck It, Wonder Woman.

"So I wrote what I know, or rather what I’ve learned, which could be summed up this way: when the..."

Tue, 18 May 2010 18:40:00 -0400

“So I wrote what I know, or rather what I’ve learned, which could be summed up this way: when the Internet forced journalism to compete economically after years of monopoly, journalism panicked and adopted some of the worst examples of the nothing-based economy, in which success depends on the continued infantilization of both supply and demand. At the same time, journalism clung to its myths of objectivity and detachment, using them to dismiss the emerging blogger threat as something unserious and fundamentally parasitic, even as it produced a steady stream of obsessive but sneering trend stories on the blogosphere.”

- If you haven’t read Moe/Maureen Tkacik’s wonderful “Look at Me!” piece in the Columbia Journalism Review, I strongly suggest that you take 20 minutes out of your day and read the whole thing.

julieklausner: Saturday’s only sketch starring Fey across from...

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 15:01:52 -0400

julieklausner:

Saturday’s only sketch starring Fey across from another female lead — Nasim Pedrad as a nerdy tween overly-attached to her mother — wound up being the funniest of the night. Behold: no hooker wigs, no blog headline-worthy quips, à la “That’s So Palin,” and no “is she or isn’t she being ironic about the crying at home into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s” thing. This scene is my favorite because Nasim killed it, and Tina let her.

Definitely the best sketch of the night. “Hey where’d those pores go?”

I hate emails from publicists.

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 09:22:41 -0400

I hate emails from publicists.

Foursquare has only one true use: giving you something to do...

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:18:55 -0400

Foursquare has only one true use: giving you something to do while you wait for your friends to arrive at a bar.

Oh hey friends! Did I mention that I got a new job? I am now the AM News Editor at Celebuzz, so come...

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:55:16 -0400

Oh hey friends!

Did I mention that I got a new job? I am now the AM News Editor at Celebuzz, so come over and hang out with me over there! Also: I am probably going to be MIA from Tumblr for awhile. Blogging is hard.

Won’t You Be My Emo Boyfriend? Makeout Club...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:44:03 -0500

Won’t You Be My Emo Boyfriend?

Makeout Club Profile:

Username: xsassycorex

Interests: hardcore music, veganism, “politics” and sXe

Favorite bands: Three Mile Pilot, Saetia, The Locust, Creation is Crucifixion and Q and Not U (for the upcoming indie music phase).

Who I’m Looking For: A sXe boy who is willing to cuddle and is interested in lecturing girls about music, “politics” and lifestyle choices and why his personal choices are “the right” choices in all of these regards. Also, rudimentary interest in philosophy, but nothing beyond of Nietzsche. Prefers someone with a tattoo they will regret in three years.