For awhile I was considering starting a silly conservative lady satire blog where I would write Michelle Malkin-esque mouth-breathing diatribes about whatever current trend those idiots are talking about (socialism/communism and Brad “Barack Obama” Pitt, mostly) but today I came across this post (about the photo above) by a real lady conservative blogger named Kathy Shaidle and I realized I could never successfully satirize what is already self-satirizing and insane. An excerpt:

Today’s “poor” are the rich Jesus warned you about: fat, slovenly, wasteful of their money and other people’s.

I prefer to call them “the broke.”

A lot of (really naive) people are wondering (or pretending to wonder, when they’re in public) how this “homeless” guy could “afford” a cellphone[.]

It would be better phrased: why is a guy with a cellphone homeless? Because then the question answers itself.

He spends all his (our) money on cellphones and, most likely, tattoos and drugs and booze and other crap, and has no money left for a home and food. And why should he bother? We pay for his shelter and food anyhow.

I actually had to google this woman three times to make sure she wasn’t a joke. She even scared Wonkette!

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