February 18, 2009
Let’s get one thing straight: there is no one on this Earth who would be more offended/shocked at seeing a bare vagina poolside over the Stringless, a $50 piece of fabric stuck up your buttcrack stringless bikini bottom. The Stringless website, which is still operating on a gif-covered Geocities-era template, also sells a “bridal” and male version of The Stringless (International Male beat you to that, Stringless!) and says that “the Stringless is only limited by your imagination.” Oh God.

Let’s get one thing straight: there is no one on this Earth who would be more offended/shocked at seeing a bare vagina poolside over the Stringless, a $50 piece of fabric stuck up your buttcrack stringless bikini bottom. The Stringless website, which is still operating on a gif-covered Geocities-era template, also sells a “bridal” and male version of The Stringless (International Male beat you to that, Stringless!) and says that “the Stringless is only limited by your imagination.” Oh God.

11:19pm  |   URL: http://mariamercedeslara.com/post/79560536/lets-get-one-thing-straight-there-is-no-one-on
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