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the next nominee for The 2008 Bonie Awards (Best All-Around Boner): Miss Jenny Lewis.

Jenny, if you’re reading this, and we TOTES know you are, we’d like to interview you (no joke… email us, we’ll be doing an award season special in december).

she is so hot that she killed a bear and saved a schoolbus just by showing up. she’s like the mayor of Bonertown. she gives more boners to hipster dudes than Jim Jarmoosh-y and Wes Anderboner combined. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeetttt.

i mean seriously look at those hips. i’d bump those hips like an angry frog with a bad limp.

Speaking of Things We Liked When We Were 16: When did Jenny Lewis get gianormous tatas?

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   I was never really

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   Things We Liked When We Were 16: When did Jenny Lewis get gianormous tatas?

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   quite beautiful.

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   Indeed they are all correct.

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   Oh yes, mine too

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    Is it wrong that I want her to pose with the Power Glove (as seen in The Wizard) ?

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    She gets my vote!

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    combined.” HAHAHAHHAHA… it’s true.

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