1. Lawyer: First of all, I’m a Libra, which pretty much means I would be the awesomest lawyer ever. Also, I have prior job experience because I was voted to be the “class judge” of my 5th Grade class where everyone was voted for these jobs to make a fake society for us to learn how to write checks/ exploit others via capitalism and stuff. Becoming a lawyer would, of course, be contingent upon how much my parents wanted to spend money furthering my education. Bonuses: Pays well. I still get to be a bitch.
2. Graphic Designer: I studied art for a long time so this isn’t exactly a cuckoo bananas thinkup. I like computers (kind of). Bonuses: I can still wear jeans to work/ work from home. I get to pretend like I am really into Macs for an actual reason.
3. Film director!: Ok, obviously this one is never going to happen. I have basic video skills and a love for le cinema, but the process of becoming an actual film director is about as easy and financially stable as the process of becoming a well-paid writer (which is to say, not at all easy or financially stable). Also, I would have to move back to L.A., and I don’t really want to do that. Bonuses: Fulfilling a childhood dream. Get to sleep with hot actors in exchange for speaking-roles. False sense of importance that is amplified by the yes-men that I would chose to surround myself with.
4. Some sort of buisness-type lady that wears power suits and does management-type thingies: I dunno, I’ve obviously given up at this point. Give me some money! Bonuses: Uh, money? I can call up my mom for advice about things.
