How come Gawker never links to my tumblr when I post a photo of a cute puppy? I’m one of the top cute-puppy posters in the entire blogosphere, and what do I get? Readers: Please send more cute puppy photos. We’ll take back the internet yet.
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Keith Gessen posts pictures of puppies now! My following of him on tumblr has really paid off. Now I can see cute pictures of nomolicious pups on my “dashboard.” I only wish he was actually a top cute-puppy poster so then there would be more puppies.
For those of you who don’t know who Keith Gessen is, how he is involved with Gawker, and/or what Gawker is, I suggest you don’t try to understand it at this point. Just promote puppy cuteness before evil cats take over the internet.
This post is 100% sincere. I mean it.
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mariamercedeslara reblogged this from keithgessen and added:
Keith Gessen posts pictures of puppies now! My following of him on...has really paid off....
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takebacktheinternet reblogged this from keithgessen and added:
The answer is simple: your posting...puppie pics on THE MOST IMPORTANT TUMBLR OF OUR TIME...
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