March 7, 2008
Things That I May Have Said Before That I Now Realize, Hearing Them Said By Someone Else, Are the Doucheiest of the Douchebag Things to Say:

A visual illustration of what these phrases sound like.

“I just really feel like I need to detox right now.” 

“Do you have any hearth-baked bread?”

“I’m really into color right now.” 

“I’m a writer.”

“I just feel like it hurts the artist community as a whole, you know?”

“Do you make these in a size smaller than a size zero?”

“No, no tap for me, I would like some bottled water, flat, please.”