This is what I am going as for Halloween. (Artist’s rendition.)

The “penis” sign is optional but I will most likely be carrying around with me anyways to avoid the embarrassment of running into another girl dressed up in a banana costume in New York.

(If you are reading this and are wondering what a banana holding a “penis” sign is then you are a better person than I am and probably are fully employed at a nice job that keeps you from getting bored and looking at internet memes all day.)

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    You better start practicing because you’re...have to dance THE ENTIRE NIGHT!...

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