Maria Not Marie

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
January 12

2009

June 24
May 40
April 27
March 17
January 52

2008

June 20
May 10
April 9
March 13
January 11

For The Record

I don’t speak Spanish. Now stop assuming that I do.
Aug 31st
Sasha Pivovarova as Liza Minnelli in this month’s...
Aug 27th
inothernews: suitep: Heh. The bottom photo...
Aug 27th
Goodbye productivity!
Aug 24th
An ad for ugh. (via PSP)
Aug 23rd
I "sat" in the audience on an MTV show...
Aug 21st
I’m having a super mega sale on my Etsy. Most items...
Aug 17th

Overheard in New York

“She’s gross, she eats Tasti-D-Lite.”
Aug 16th

I Might Be Losing My Mind

I have a really irrational pet peeve. I hate it when people don’t move up when waiting in a...
Aug 14th
Scruffy, our foster dog, is getting adopted next week so we...
Aug 10th
“Get a job? No way, man. Jobs are for assholes.”...
Aug 6th

The Real OC

I’m starting to think there is something in the water in my home county, Orange County: -The...
Aug 5th
Fact: Anyone who refers to stilettos/high heels as “spike heels” is over the age of 40....
Aug 5th

Link Bait

Being a professional Person Who Is Paid To Write On The Internet, I have to say that I was...
Aug 4th
Oh yeah, that looks delicious. (via)
Aug 2nd