Maria Not Marie

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2008

December 46

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For The Record

I don’t speak Spanish. Now stop assuming that I do.

Sasha Pivovarova as Liza Minnelli in this month’s...

inothernews: suitep: Heh. The bottom photo...

Goodbye productivity!

An ad for ugh. (via PSP)

I "sat" in the audience on an MTV show...

I’m having a super mega sale on my Etsy. Most items...

Overheard in New York

“She’s gross, she eats Tasti-D-Lite.”

I Might Be Losing My Mind

I have a really irrational pet peeve. I hate it when people don’t move up when waiting in a...

Scruffy, our foster dog, is getting adopted next week so we...

“Get a job? No way, man. Jobs are for assholes.”...

The Real OC

I’m starting to think there is something in the water in my home county, Orange County: -The...

Fact: Anyone who refers to stilettos/high heels as “spike heels” is over the age of 40....

Link Bait

Being a professional Person Who Is Paid To Write On The Internet, I have to say that I was...

Oh yeah, that looks delicious. (via)