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I started an urban gardening blog! You can find it here....

If you think Williamsburg is hipster douche-central, take a...

PSA: This tastes like dog food.

Let me tell you: home-canning enthusiasts can be some of the most judgmental bitches out there.

urg: Sigh. I dont live in New York. But if I did, I would...

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hurricane-k: lams: thedailywhat: All 68-Year-Old...

File under: Pop culture phenomena that I have to ask my...

khrushchev: WHERE IS SAMANTHA PARKINGTON? WHO THE FUCK ARE...

molls:kayfabe: The Maria Bamford Show - 01 - Dropout Fun fact: I loved Maria Bamford when I...

BMKK at Taco Loco.

I like taking photos that accurately depict my personality,...

“The money I paid in the furniture store was just a deposit....”
— From Teresa’s RHONJ...

That’s it. We need to shut down Facebook.

tylercoates: Holy Fuck. I only made it three seconds without crying and having to stop the video...

ohmygolly: stay out of my office

Kids Today

I was half-heartedly reading Daily Intel’s interview with some 14-year-old child actor I have...

I stopped watching Gossip Girl a year ago after Serena...

Books I might not read before I die...

bmkk: I’m not too happy with the way I wrote my post yesterday, so I’ve come up with a second...

Things That Will Always Signify The Time...

White cream eyeshadow Jennifer Love Hewitt Sisqo (and more specifically, his acting career) ...

I know I’m doing something right when I start getting emails from wingnuts who direct me to...

New items available at my Etsy store. Summery vintage items...

Want to know something embarrassing? My “tumblarity” has been going down at a rapid...

So I added comments (again)

Don’t you get annoyed when someone posted something that you want to discuss but you...

A Tip For Readers Of Blogs Written By...

One blogger’s opinion does not equal the opinion of everyone writing for that blog.

(via khrushchev:gunstreetgirl:86400:9gag:T.HANKS) This...

…And at that moment LC finally realized how everyone...

FACT: Korean hot pepper paste is just about the greatest...

You know you are having a bad day when it is 4:57 p.m. and you just realized that you forgot to...

bmkk: Whitney Houston meets (drunk) Serge Gainsbourg on French television. Et puis, il lui dit...

See, I told you I went.

Fuck it

I’m going to the Tumblr meet up. My boyfriend refuses to come because he thinks he is too...

Are You Guys Going To That Tumblr...

I am debating going (read: trying to convince my boyfriend to go) but I have some opinions about...

Do you think the person who ghostwrites Maxine’s blog...

thatsimportant: Important Classy UK Memorabilia P.S.:...

My God. Could you just imagine opening the door for your...

Tumblr’s Jezebel squad has inspired a post I wrote for Zelda Lily! It’s about thin...