Maria Not Marie

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
January 12

2009

June 24
May 40
April 27
March 17
January 52

2008

June 20
May 10
April 9
March 13
January 11
I totally fixed my door! Yes! And it has only been broken for the last 3 weeks! Here is what I...
Jun 28th

My first reblog! Was I supposed to...

keithgessen: How come Gawker never links to my tumblr when I post a photo of a cute puppy? I’m one...
Jun 27th

Old People Knee

Jesusfuckingchrist my knee is really hurting right now. I know that tomorrow we will be havin’...
Jun 26th

Pasta Night!

It’s pasta night at casa di lara! Oh wait, it is always pasta night when I cook, because we...
Jun 26th
Watch Watch
I’m kind of obsessed with Fruoshiki (or, the adorable Japanese way of wrapping things up in...
Jun 23rd
Please read things I write
Jun 21st

How I Am Answering This Statement From...

Person I Have Not Talked To In 3+ Years: Hey! I'm moving to New York.
Me: That's cool!
PIHNTTI3+Y: ...
Me: Uh, well, good luck!
Jun 21st

OMG

I just re-watched Memoirs of a Geisha again. It is SO BAD.
Jun 21st

Mary Rambin

I had to stop following Mary Rambin’s blog because it started to feel like one long,...
Jun 19th

Ruh-Roh

I think I just snipped off some flower heads that I thought were dead heads but may have been...
Jun 18th

Craigslist Personals: UPDATE!

Rachel has just alerted me that the Craigslist I posted yesterday has ALREADY BEEN FLAGGED. The...
Jun 18th

Craigslist Personals

I was super bored so I decided to go look at Craigslist personals trying to see if I could tell who...
Jun 17th

The Wonderful World of Web

So my boyfriend and I are thinking about starting a website together. Unfortch, I can’t...
Jun 17th

Business Lady

Yesterday I went to Kate’s Paperie to get some business cards/formal calling cards made up...
Jun 16th

Oh Yeah

In some weird act of self-motivation I finally booked my vacation to California this summer! ...
Jun 13th
These were all (save the KASLAAM) sent to us by a single...
Jun 13th

Recipes

Q: What is the exact time it takes to perfectly melt cheese on top of an english muffin before it...
Jun 12th
Weird girl for post below (fucking tumblr and their stupid...
Jun 11th

Internetin'

I went to this last night not only because Moe, an editor for the blog I work for, was speaking, but...
Jun 11th

I'm Ba-ck!

Yesterday I was having a conversation with my mother about a trip that my by boyfriend will never be...
Jun 5th