Maria Not Marie

2010

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April
March 2
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2009

June 24
May 40
April 27
March 17
January 52

2008

June 20
May 10
April 9
March 13
January 11

Home Remedies

Here is why I don’t trust vegans, hippies, or natural food stores: When I was 17 I bought...
May 25th

Apologies

I am going to have to apologize for the sorry state of this blog. I just re-read some of my last...
May 23rd

E-Shopping

I have been buying a lot of things online since I got a gift certificate to Amazon which has created...
May 23rd

But she would approve of a picture of an...

Me: i am trying to move things around like you said, to create different "rooms"
Me: but i need to figure out a room for the stairs area
Mom: I thought that was going to be your studio, for your easel?
Me: yeah maybe
Mom: Your easel and artist stuff, and no other junk would look great there
Me: easels are expensive
Mom: True, but you could put a picture of one there for now
Me: a picture of one??
Mom: to set the mood
Me: oh mother
Mom: I am silly
Me: Haha, yes you are!
Mom: The main thing is for it not to be the junk area
Mom: Martha would NOT approve of that!
May 21st

When is Twitter going to catch on with...

Come to think of it, even though I don’t think of myself as a compulsive overshare-er (in my...
May 21st

The Paper

I have a new favorite TV show. It is The Paper on MTV. As many have already discussed (although...
May 10th

Chaucer

Dude, Chaucer. I know you are the grandfather of snark, and I totally enjoyed reading you, but I...
May 10th

Apartment Therapy

Some of you may know that I am currently in love with the blog Apartment Therapy. If you have never...
May 10th
“He can look really cute, he can look like he has...”
— Rachel on a boy she likes
May 9th

Donkey

I shouldn’t even be writing in here because I am seriously SO FUCKING SWAMPED with work work...
May 9th