Maria Not Marie

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March 1
February 3
January 12

2009

December 4
November 6
October 3
September 6
August 15
July 23
June 24
May 40
April 27
March 17
February 54
January 52

2008

December 46
November 39
October 20
September 20
August 21
July 21
June 20
May 10
April 9
March 13
February 16
January 11
“I’d drink pizza and eat beer.”
— Sam, on hearing we are going...
Apr 30th

Conversations With My Mother

My Mother: I have something to tell you about your graduation present!
Me: The iPhone I wanted?
My Mother: Well...I went to a place that sells the thing you wanted, and they were missing the box...and nobody had the box...so I had to call them and tell them to mail the box to you in Brooklyn.
Me: Wait, what box? A box?
My Mother: The box for the thing you wanted for your graduation present!
Me: A box for an iPhone?
My Mother: Well...I...don't...know!
Me: Can you just tell me because I have no idea what you are talking about right now.
My Mother: It is an iPhone.
Me: What is the box?
My Mother: The iPhone is the box! It is box-shaped!
Apr 28th

Supermarket Secrets (Or, Let's Get...

So, while my boyfriend was gone this weekend I had some free time to do what I love, that is, watch...
Apr 27th

Echo Chamber

I figured it has been about a month since my last personal rant on this web log, so I think it is...
Apr 26th
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??!
Apr 25th

Can We Talk About The Hills For A...

This is my late little recap of The Hills from Monday night. The plot was, as always, boring and...
Apr 23rd

Clothes For Rachel

This is a non-post, for Rachel, who asked that I pick out clothing for her and post it on my blog. I...
Apr 8th

For the record

My mother, who still believes that text messages are the same as “those instant messenger...
Apr 2nd

Hear my prayer, St. Anthony

For the record, this is my second consecutive post about my lost Ikea midbeam. I have torn my...
Apr 2nd