I was better off letting my mother cut my hair with her circa 1989 “Super Haircutters” trimming set while we stand on the patio in our backyard and my brother snickers at me.
Why do I do these things to myself?
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This is what I am going as for Halloween. (Artist’s rendition.)
The “penis” sign is optional but I will most likely be carrying around with me anyways to avoid the embarrassment of running into another girl dressed up in a banana costume in New York.
(If you are reading this and are wondering what a banana holding a “penis” sign is then you are a better person than I am and probably are fully employed at a nice job that keeps you from getting bored and looking at internet memes all day.)
--Tagged under: internet memes make the worst costumes--
--Tagged under: halloween--
--Tagged under: bananas--
The greatest PSA against chewing tobacco that I’ve ever seen. (via Wonkette)
GPOYW- Commes les francais.
(Co-starring Edith, the butternut squash.)
I put some new items in my Etsy store. Click the image above to go to my store or go to the “Etsy” link on the left of my Tumblr page.
Oh yeah: Tumblr readers get a special *secret* gift if they order an item. If you want the special *secret* gift, just email or message me on Etsy and tell me what item you are buying. This offer expires never!
(The following took place as I was watching this video of Taylor Swift on The View.)
Ben: What’s that about?
Me: Seriously? You haven’t heard about the Taylor Swift-Kanye West thing?
Ben: I saw Kanye West’s name on the internet a lot yesterday, does this have something to do with that?
But only because I don’t think our immediate reaction should be that she is to blame for being an alien from the planet Stripper Pole or that she is a lying about being abused because she said she had a fake alcohol-related disease. Apparently, some people think that women who are intoxicated cannot be abused by their significant others! I read it in the Harvard Law Review comment section of TMZ.
