I love reading the hashtag trending topics on Twitter, mostly because the Tweets people post really help me keep up on my teenage slang. This Twitter user has given me quite the glimpse into the current adolescent lexicon just by listing off reasons “why u single.” The term “jump off” has taken a strange new meaning since I remember last using it (sometime between 1997 and 2000, probably in front of a Contempo Casuals) and new terms such as “yamp” and “sluther” appear to be of-the-moment word conglomerations that will probably never really catch on outside of whatever collection of middle schools they were invented in (the term “sluther” reveals its short-lived slang status in its misinterpreted meaning that resulted in it being defined as being both “a female willing to do anything sexually” and “a general term for a female” in the very same definition! Going forward, I will be using this term for a “slutty Truther,” which I think might make more sense). However, MissMakaylaLove has just introduced me to a golden new slang term: “bath-waterless bitch.” Obviously, this is the jackpot and I want to start using this delightful term ASAP but this piece of slang has yet to be defined on Urban Dictionary, so I have the guess the meaning. So far, I’m thinking it has something to do with not being hot enough for someone to want to “drink your bath water,” a phrase I always found confusing. However, there are so many better ways to call someone “not hot,” so maybe that isn’t it.

Can anyone help me out?